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What they’re actually getting: horny autistic kid rambling

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THE CUEIST CANNOT JUST TELEPORT ME THAT IS A VIOLATION OF MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO FREE WILL

#identity v #idv #identity v cueist #idv cueist #idv marcus

Me: Immanuel, can you do something for me?

Immanuel: Kant

#classic lit #classic literature memes #classic literature #classic lit memes #philosophy #philosophy memes #immanuel kant

WHY THE *FUCK* DOES HE HAVE A CHASTITY BELT

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba part 6 #jjba stone ocean #jjba weather report

cerolinda

Risotto fuckers are just Abbachiofuckers that don't have a (possibly subconscious) desire for their man to sub. Like yeah abbachio is a 6"2 man who'd probably slap you and call you names and degrade u if u asked him too (maybe if u didnt), but I have never seen someone look more like they want their hair pulled than leone. He just radiates the desire to be fucked. Risotto... well good luck domming Risotto if hes not in the mood to sub.

Things are heating up in the Risotto/Abbacchiofucker fandom

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knightashes

Finishing this super super old wip alll because I was showing my roommate my art and I just haaad to edit it which then ofc activated the compulsion to finish it even though I have a billion million assignments I need to work on

I do not remember him being this ugly wtf

#jjba #jjba part 5 #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo vento aureo #jojo part 5 #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba formaggio #jjba la squadra #la squadra

PLEASE HELP

Does anyone have that meme on twitter (I think) where someone posted a photo of the pasta fagottini and someone was like “someone has the chance to make the funniest jojo oc” PLEASE IM LOSING SLEEP

#jjba #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #jojo vento aureo

Was no one going to tell me that Dracula in Castlevania was based off of Vlad the Impaler or was I supposed to find that shit out for myself

#castlevania #castlevania dracula #vlad dracula tepes #vlad dracula țepeș #vlad the impaler

Frodo: I hate it when I’m on a world-saving mission to destroy Satan’s jewellery and Galadriel gives me their ‘most beloved star.’ Like oh great now I have to be responsible for Elrond’s dad.

#lord of the rings #lotr #frodo baggins #lotr frodo

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IS IT CALLED AN INCUBUS BECAUSE THE DICK INCUBATES INSIDE YOU

#bg3 harleep #that’s where I got the thought from #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 shitpost

Louis: the horrors persist, but so do I

Lestat: for the last time, Louis, I have a name

#classic lit #classic lit memes #classic literature #classic literature memes #classical literature #interview with the vampire #iwtv #vampire chronicles #anne rice #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire lestat #louis de pointe du lac #iwtv louis #iwtv lestat #lestat x louis

What Mary Shelley said:

It was on a dreary night in November, that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils. With an anxiety that almost amounted to agony, I collected the instruments of life around me, that I might infuse a spark of being into the lifeless thing that lay at my feet.

What Mary Shelley meant: Victor was A Nervous Wreck™ while putting together the final parts he needed for his creation.

What I imagine:

#classic lit #classic lit memes #classic literature #classic literature memes #classical literature #frankenstiensmonster #mary shelly's frankenstein #victor frankenstein #frankenstein #mary shelley

Dorian Gray: uhhh Basil’s praying after I showed him the embodiment of my sins in the form of a portrait he painted for me. Quick, stab him

Dorian Gray: shit well now I have blood under my fingernails

Dorian Gray: time to call my ex to ask him to dispose of a body for me. What could possibly go wrong

#classic lit #classic lit memes #classic literature #classic literature memes #classical literature #the picture of dorian gray #dorian gray #basil hallward #oscar wilde

Mary Shelley when describing Frankenstein’s creation:

#classic lit #classic lit memes #classic literature #classic literature memes #classical literature #mary shelly's frankenstein #frankenstein #frankenstiensmonster #victor frankenstein #mary shelley

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He serves so much cunt that he makes the cannibals jealous

#thranduil #francis abernathy #dorian gray #jamil viper #astarion #every disney villain ever #lestat de lioncourt #razumikhin

Lestat: *does something*

Louis:

#classic lit #classic lit memes #classic literature #classic literature memes #classical literature #interview with the vampire #iwtv #anne rice #iwtv lestat #iwtv louis #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire lestat #lestat x louis

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