Shakespeare Omnibus

a lot of you really want the desses to lez out with each other

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

let’s all crash our cars into walls

we’re all obsessed with death and our obsessions manifest in different ways but the manifestation of death obsession that’s considered normal is to be fearful of death or evasion of death. if you lean into inevitability of death, universality of death, and even the aesthetics of death in a way that signals you’re quite comfortable with it, you’re the weird bitch. if you’ve found some kind of beauty in death and the emotions it brings about, people truly find it creepy when it’s so much creepier to try to resist and deny death.

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

Chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus)