Shakespeare Omnibus

Everyone's got that 1 friend named honest iago who never lies to them

Constance, Duchess of Brittany after finding out her descendant married an actually sane member of the Plantagenets with a genuinely good dad: HOLY SHIT IS THIS FOR REAL-

And for the blonde man, perhaps some torture?

uh i understand your knight kink post is engaging with the literary construct of the knight rather than the historical actually existing social role but you really failed to engage with the themes and tropes of late medieval grail literature

no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

We all love the "becoming the very thing you sought to destroy," trope. but I have a growing fondness for "destroying the very thing you sought to become"

no one should be killed for it but i hate this homework

#henry ii after the murder of thomas becket (tag by @algernon-charles-swinburne)