Shakespeare Omnibus

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

flowery whump will save the world

eldest daughters don’t need therapy, they just need to lose everything in a shipwreck, dress up like a boy, and accidentally cause a bisexual love triangle

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

For sale: Baby shoes with lil whisps of smoke coming out of them like the baby got hit by chain lighting and vapourised, never worn.

The only thing I currently wish PHM had included in the movie was this bit about the amnesia being intentional and Eva drugging the fuck out of him. That's delightfully fucked up and makes the whole situation worse.

women love when there’s a woman