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Kevin: do you like alcohol?

Demi: YES

Kevin: then you already like 70% of me

Andrew: Kevin i don’t thi-

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Luca: i know edgar’s pronouns are they/them but i wanna be they/theirs

Edgar: i’m a he/him

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Norton: are you a fart? because you just blew me away

Naib: i will fucking kill you

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Eli: are you a death certificate? because i’d die to have you

Aesop: omg......

Andrew: i want this

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Victor: hy babe, are you death? cuz i hope you come for me soon

Andrew: i just love y

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Norton shaking after getting his ass beat: m-my love for you is like diarrhea...

Martha: you can’t SMELL love

Vera: no it’s. it’s just a

Mike: cool!

[ Later ]

Luca: why is norton crying

Mike: i may have punched him in the ribcage

Tsukki: why a lake?

Gojo: [lifeguarding]

Toji: [gasping for air]

Gojo: i’d save him, but who am i to play God?

Naib in the back: HE’S ALREADY HUNG

Aesop: haha! just kidding!

Robbie: christhmmmath

Robbie: christianmas

Robbie: christopher

Robbie: chryslermas

Murro: and what if we don’t like you?

Jose: hey, Eli

Eli: Aesop used to call me that....

Jose:

Emily: you had a strange past