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me: brain at 4am: 2B Gojo hehehe

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Mike: heck yeah. lemonade

Demi: it’s alcohol babe

#i’m alive! happy new year #mike norton #demi bourbon #identity v #incorrect identity v quotes #idv #idv incorrect #incorrect idv quotes #incorrect idv #idv barmaid #idv acrobat #based off of my friends text

characters trying out pickup lines

Kevin: do you like alcohol?

Demi: YES

Kevin: then you already like 70% of me

Andrew: Kevin i don’t thi-

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Luca: i know edgar’s pronouns are they/them but i wanna be they/theirs

Edgar: i’m a he/him

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Norton: are you a fart? because you just blew me away

Naib: i will fucking kill you

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Eli: are you a death certificate? because i’d die to have you

Aesop: omg......

Andrew: i want this

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Victor: hy babe, are you death? cuz i hope you come for me soon

Andrew: i just love y

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Norton shaking after getting his ass beat: m-my love for you is like diarrhea...

Naib: don’t even finish the sentence or i’ll screw your neck off of your body

#SO MANY SHIPS #identity v #idv #idv incorrect #incorrect identity v #incorrect identity v quotes #nortnaib #kevin x demi #vicdrew #elisop #more elisop shitposts #edluca

Ash: i’m alive but i’m dead

#forgive me #banana fish #banana fish quotes #incorrect banana fish quotes #ash lynx #eiji okumura #aslan jade callenreese

Vera: ah, do you smell that? love is in the air!

Martha: you can’t SMELL love

Vera: no it’s. it’s just a

Martha: gosh vera, i thought you knew this

#vera nair #vera x martha #martha behamfil #identity v #incorrect idv #identity v quotes #incorrect identity v quotes

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Kevin: the best way to get to a man’s heart is by punching it through the ribcage!

Mike: cool!

[ Later ]

Luca: why is norton crying

Mike: i may have punched him in the ribcage

Kevin: i may have told him to

#kevin alonso #identity v #mike morton #tonton #identity v quotes #incorrect idv #idv incorrect #incorrect identity v quotes #norton campbell #luca balsa

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When Shinji’s gonna do it for the vine

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goodbye

Joseph: i wear socks to sleep

Aesop: you are disgusting

#NO HATE TO ANYONE WHO DOES #but to people actually do this #um #...#identity v #incorrect idv #idv quotes #incorrect idv quotes #incorrect identity v quotes #joseph desaulnier #aesop carl #NOT joscarl i hate joscarl this is just a random dhit post that just makes sense

Kageyama: you remind me of a lake

Tsukki: why a lake?

Kageyama: because you’re salty and you scare people

#haikyuu!!#hq!!#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect #incorrect haikyuu quotes #tsukishima kei #kageyama tobio #incorrect hq quotes

Toji: [drowning]

Gojo: [lifeguarding]

Toji: [gasping for air]

Gojo: i’d save him, but who am i to play God?

(only manga readers know 🤺)

#toji fushiguro #gojo satoru #gojou satoru #jjk gojo #incorrect jjk #incorrect jjk quotes #jujutsu kaisen #五条悟 #呪術廻戦

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Judge: you’re sentenced to death. you will be hung

Naib in the back: HE’S ALREADY HUNG

Norton: Your Honor, please uncuff me so that i can high-five my boyfriend

#nortnaib #norton campbell #naib subedar #identity v #idv #idv quotes #identity v quotes #incorrect identity v quotes #incorrect idv #idv incorrect #more incorrect idv

Aesop: oh, you mean my criminal record? the only illegal thing I’VE ever done was illegally hitting the dance floor!

Aesop: haha! just kidding!

Aesop: i’ve killed a man

#aesop....#aesop carl #identity v #idv #incorrect idv #idv incorrect #more incorrect idv #incorrect identity v quotes #identity v quotes #idv quotes

GOJO BDAY

i like this style a lot ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #五条悟 #呪術廻戦

Robbie: merry Chrisler!

Robbie: christhmmmath

Robbie: christianmas

Robbie: christopher

Robbie: chryslermas

Mary: take your time

#mary idv #robbie idv #identity v #idv #idv quotes #incorrect idv #more incorrect idv #incorrect idv quotes #identity v wuotes #incorrect identity v wuotes #idv bloody queen #idv axe boy

Naib: raise your hand if you like me

Murro: and what if we don’t like you?

Naib: then raise your standards

#naib subedar #murro idv #idv #identity v quotes #identity v #incorrect idv #idv incorrect #incorrect idv quotes #incorrect identity v quotes #mercenary #wildling

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*Eli suffering from a long-distance relationship due to quarantine*

Jose: hey, Eli

Eli: Aesop used to call me that....

Jose:

Jose: because it’s your name?

#eli clark #jose idv #idv #identity v #identity v quotes #incorrect idv #idv quotes #incorrect identity v quotes #idv seer #idv first officer #more elisop shitposts #elisop #idv elisop #more incorrect idv #idv incorrect

Norton: man sticking land mines in the toilet.... i’d pull em on everyone

Emily: you had a strange past

Norton: who said it was in the past?

#ib: totally correct idv #identity v #incorrect idv #incorrect idv quotes #incorrect identity v quotes #emily dyer #norton campbell #idv #idv quotes #idv doctor #idv prospector

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