Where good ideas go to die

there is a clear and distinct correct answer and yet I've met all these nurses

listen, bc i am seeing this in non-robo circles now, you all have to understand the sheer confidence mangalho had here. Rung is an original transformer character written by James Roberts aka the guy who replied with “what?”. He’s also been called his self-insert. so you know, imagine you tweeting abt wanting to snort someone’s pussy dust, and the creator of that character wants to know what the fuck is up with you. and instead of going oops sorry! you stare back into his eyes and tell him to read

Hey, @sarahmackattack is awesome and so is Skype a Scientist. Supporting them *and* getting 24 frog facts to scratch off like an advent calendar seems like an incredible win-win to me. So if you can, I emphatically encourage you to do the thing.

I have it from Sarah herself that the Crab Facts calendar has sold over nine hundred copies (though it has been around substantially longer), and the Frog Facts just over two hundred. We need to get those numbers up to prove once and for all that Tumblr’s true passion is frogs, not the crabs that they have foisted on us.

Hey, @sarahmackattack is awesome and so is Skype a Scientist. Supporting them *and* getting 24 frog facts to scratch off like an advent calendar seems like an incredible win-win to me. So if you can, I emphatically encourage you to do the thing.

getting emotionally attatched to mutuals and recognizing people's usernames and then being sad when they leave or dont come online anymore

hello! if you are from the United States, please reblog and tag the demonym you believe is most commonly used to describe people from your state

2018 was five years ago let that sink in

no no guys you don’t get it i made this fucking post in 2018. as a joke. i was like hah could you imagine it being 2023? could never be me! and then completely forgot until right now when someone reblogged it and i was forced to face the horror that it is, in fact, the year 2023 right now.

Posts that are better with timestamps enabled

Reblog if it is infact, the year 2023 right now

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

Au revoir et bon débarras, espèce de connard triangulaire.

I’ve told this story ten thousand times and I will tell it for the ten thousandth and first: whenever I think about wearing a costume to work on Halloween, I remember the time I saw a doctor breaking what must have been devastating news to a sobbing patient while the doc was dressed as a ketchup bottle.

glasses are obsessed with collecting grime… it’s their passion and hobby