born to cringe

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things

the way tumblr users work I have no idea if the "shut up shut up shut up" is because it's a tone-deaf reply or because you know what Hetalia is and what it did to tumblr back in the day

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

spongebob looking out the window meme but it's me being jealous of everyone w those cunty chinese cigarettes

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

the more girls you add to a story the more yuri situations you're able to produce.... something to consider

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society