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the weight this image holds
happy pride month everybody
imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened
honestly I'm very grateful that I got involved in queer community organizing basically as soon as I turned 18, because that's how I was exposed to other queer people saying things like "I just wouldn't trust a bisexual" and "I don't believe in that privilege stuff" and "I don't like when people act like you have to be a feminist if you're gay," all of which taught me at a very young age the crucial truth that queer people can be very stupid and very wrong
I think there's a pervasive tendency among very young baby queers to get kind of dazzled by being among other gay people for the first time and that combined with the heady drug of the first taste of independence can really make you start thinking of The Queer Community(TM) like it's one big enlightened rainbow utopia but unfortunately we have dipshits and malevolent freaks like every other demographic. Peter Thiel is in here.
my condolences to the people learning that Peter Thiel is gay from this post

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i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”
the pain stays hard but i stay harder #boner
i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person
Me: Wow! You really used to write fan fiction, Grandma? What did you write about?
Grandma: Oh, it was for Star Trek. Just little stories about Kirk and Spock, you know?
Me:
"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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stop deactivating
i thought we all agreed we were here forever
finding songs you havent heard in 10+ years that actually fuck harder than they used to to you is one of my top five feelings in the world i thjink
what’s the opposite of a poor little meow meow. this man is pathetic but he’s unfathomably cocky and i want to make him cry
woem woem
hold up mfers in the notes saying" Stupid big bark bark" are onto something
Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone
My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog
No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

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*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*
Safe in the jaws of mama