The Emperor Protects

something feels very wrong about drinking mango-flavored tea while burning a mango-scented candle. like that's not kosher, i should have to wait 3 to 6 hours after blowing out the candle.

makes your puppy dusty

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography

can we start with not conflating "erotic/sexual art or writing" with pornography

no lmao

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

those shoelaces you like are about to come back in style

i need to train in a temple for 50 years bye

nvm they wanted to teach me discipline & patience instead of Hundred-Man Slaying Fist Technique so i dont care anymore

this website is wildly out of control

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on