The Emperor Protects

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

If a character in a book is presented as a boy the whole time but then in act 3 she is revealed to actually be a cis girl In Disguise no one thinks twice about it but the moment that same Girl In Disguise As A Boy is trans suddenly goodreads becomes can’treads

the important thing to remember about corporations is that they are so so stupid

this post brought to you by my ex employer claiming that they can't have done disability discrimination against me because there's no proof I had PTSD in January 2025, although they do admit I had it both four months before and six months after that

asked my lawyer if this was the dumbest thing she'd ever seen and she gave me the ol' dead eyed stare that has watched a thousand civilisations fall

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

a few weeks ago I was having an absolutely lovely time out at a bar with a bunch of my friends, and I was quite a bit drunk and a little stoned and had the thought "I would like to be touching one of my friends." So I got up and sat across from a friend, and reached out to take his hands in mine. He took my hands, smiled, and said "honse." and of course I said "honse" in return. and I think that's what life is all about

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

posts funnier with timestamps on

my foul demeanour and ill temper. my quarrelsome and disagreeable nature