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messmer the impaler
you ever just look over and see the animal?
Stripe-necked MongooseΒ (Urva vitticolla), mutual grooming, family Herpestidae, Western Ghats of southern India
photograph by T. Shivanandappa
what the hell is going on
i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?
I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.
Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.
The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.
In updates, Parliament has confirmed that Count Binface won't be allowed to wear the bin or costume in Parliament:
He also did an interview:
We're just doing a retelling of the 'Dish and Dishonesty' episode of Blackadder the Third.
Called 'Bin and Dishonesty'

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what the fuck
ohhhh you elfsturbating π§π²
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design
"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.
βhear me outβ and itβs the fucking dildopolis
likes to charge, reblogs to cast, etc
I made one just for him, cmon baby, dont let me down
Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup itβs due tomorrow.. noo I havenβt started yet haha is that bad?
emerges from the closet covered in compression artifacts and with a noticeably reduced file size

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someday i will be so good at drawing fish
Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???
my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks
these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over π
who was that.
the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance
you are so right
Conversations in Italian, circa 1996 - ππ36
Well, this was a wild ride. Cheers, guys

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watching westerners talk about how all transmascs will one day reach a stage* where 'misogyny will no longer affect them' really makes me understand why theres such a big 'feminism is no longer needed' sentiment within western countries. You really think the main body of oppression is just 'are there people who dislike you'. Which is a part of it yes, but thats not like IT?
Misogyny permanently alters your life path.
There are binary trans men who pass today who still suffer from after-effects of fgm which a lot of the time cannot be cured.
There are binary trans men who pass today who do not have the basic education needed to advance in the modern world.
There are binary trans men who pass today who cannot walk/are permanently disabled by misogynistic practices in their youth.
There are binary trans men who pass today who will live in poverty forever because they were forced into marriages young
There are binary trans men who pass today who will never achieve their dreams because they were not allowed to play instruments or sport or early life skills that cannot be 'caught up' later in life
There are binary trans men who pass today who cannot have children because of reproductive violence
There are binary trans men who pass today who missed out on critical promotion years because they were forced to be wives/mothers
And this is not a #sadcore #never transition post, because all this stuff does not mean that you cannot live a happy and fufilling life, it does not mean that there isn't joy in transitioning or that the world is hopeless.
This idea that in order to be a happy man you must deny the role of misogyny in your life is such an insidious lie because it forces trans activists to either shove every single one of these men (plus all the ones who dont even pass/transition/know they're trans now) under the bus, or discourage young boys from transitioning.
Hint: Pretty much everyone chooses the 'lets throw these trans men under the bus and blot their brains out to the reality of transmasculinity' option.
Literally. Some of you heard this quote 'How many Einsteinβs have spent their lives washing dishes, how many Mozartβs bent over stoves instead of pianos, because they had the misfortune of being born a woman?' and said: But the moment you find out you're a man it can all go away!
Anyway this is getting long and disjointed but my point is basically summed up with: misogyny permanently alters your life path and there is not such thing as 'graduating' from the affects of systematic oppression
*the idea that half, let alone ALL transmascs have access to transition let alone transition to the point of 'passing', let alone all the complexities of stealthing is absurd in and of itself, but thats for another post.
something feels very wrong about drinking mango-flavored tea while burning a mango-scented candle. like that's not kosher, i should have to wait 3 to 6 hours after blowing out the candle.