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How did my cute kitten turn into a middle aged Chinese uncle

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plantdogbug

poodles are well known for their hair but not known enough for their longass noodle legs

okibadesu

power-chords

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

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@zeawesomebirdie

nattousan

LIT DYNAMITE UNDER THE BED???

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azurele

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

roscolux

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

tourfilm

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

bugwars

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

portaltomb

this lettuce smells like dog

iamoutofideas

you bought dog lettuce

swarnpert

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miyuliart

Trying to figure out how to draw armour. These are some of my notes I uploaded on patreon. A lot more to come since I really want to figure this one out.

lesleyariel

Going to need this for my cursed knights book

innerchildabortionclinic

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

orcposts

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

goblinposts

> use genitals

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> use hand on genitals

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> use genitals on hand

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> help

orcposts

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

goblinposts

man fuck this game

fandom-man

tragicburnout

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

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kuttithevangu

If a character in a book is presented as a boy the whole time but then in act 3 she is revealed to actually be a cis girl In Disguise no one thinks twice about it but the moment that same Girl In Disguise As A Boy is trans suddenly goodreads becomes can’treads

dragon-in-a-fez

the important thing to remember about corporations is that they are so so stupid

dragon-in-a-fez

this post brought to you by my ex employer claiming that they can't have done disability discrimination against me because there's no proof I had PTSD in January 2025, although they do admit I had it both four months before and six months after that

dragon-in-a-fez

asked my lawyer if this was the dumbest thing she'd ever seen and she gave me the ol' dead eyed stare that has watched a thousand civilisations fall

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