found alive in miami

and, the best part is, i'm normal!

my question for bg3 players is if you got isekai'd into the game, as you are now, would your tav be at all invested in your survival? i know for a fact my tav would like me enough to assure mine but i'm afraid that might involve putting me on a dog tie out at camp for the duration of the entire game.

i'd dedicate every single ounce of my energy and every moment of my time to learning Greater Restoration. cast it on myself first thing every morning to start the day migraine free and then maybe i can cook lunch for everyone

i can understand any kink. i can break down and rationalize every fetish.

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

guys we can't all be the green figure 😑

the best piece of relationship advice i ever got was “a relationship isn’t 50/50, it’s 60/40 with each party excited to be the 60”. which to me means that you should be with someone who makes you want to do more, be more, open your heart even wider. why WOULDNT you like making life easier for your loved one(s)?

Pearl clutching about age gaps when one of them is geriatric and the other is like 40 is so funny to me like. If that grown ass adult wants some gilf I say good for them

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom