Hello Satan, I believe it is time to go.

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

You can lie when you name things

ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

i'll even pirate free things. you wouldn't understand

rb to affectionately throw a crumpled ball of paper at a mutual

insane some people don't use ad blockers? babe why r u rawdogging the internet

it's a CESSPIT out there. wrap it before ya tap it babes!!!

*inhaling deeply and reminding myself that Shaking The Baby only endangers the baby, and does not assist it to learn or grow* in spite of everything there are beautiful and important truths within this world that you must learn, and i must help you to learn

⬆️⬆️⬆️ Can confirm, I use this method (alongside others) on android. for iOS the steps are different (and it may be easier to install the AdGuard DNS app instead)

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

Hello guys, we have received confirmation today that the school will be opened by the Ministry of Education upon completion, so I will focus only now on fundraising for that school, I will stop fundraising for my family and make it my first goal now because if we do not make progress, it may be closed due to lack of necessary resources

Please help out Ibrahim and the others that he's putting in work to support!

measure once cut also once, no prablem

702 Miscellany of fine and decorative arts

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

The Lost World is not a fantastic book nor movie because far too much of it is people talking in circles whereas the first Jurassic Park had a lot more quiet moments that built up a beautiful tension

This is also a nitpick I never noticed before (at least in the film - I haven't read the book since high school) but even though both movies only have one adult woman character the Lost World feels oddly more misogynistic in the way it treats Sarah and the fact her entire character is focused on changing the narrative of dinosaurs as "nurturing" and Hammond being the only person who really takes her seriously as a scientist. In the first one, everyone respects Ellie as a professional and an expert in her field and she's never treated as less than Alan she's his peer.

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen