Please take your time

it's not clitor-YOU, it's clitor-US. take my hand.

Nobody likes my clit post it's just clitorme against the world :'(

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend.

I have soups that could make you forgive your father.

Impossible. But the claim is audacious enough to intrigue anyway.

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph

forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct but you really don’t like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I’m calling it a fuckor

“he asked me ‘you main junkrat right’ and a wave of fuckor wracked my feeble body”