Please take your time

being turned on by proficiency makes going to concerts really embarrassing. yes you got up in front of me and sang a beautiful song for 2 hours and now i want you to hit. I’m no better than a songbird

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

queer discourse final boss

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

Happy Birthday Tumblr Code!