bimbo coalition

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

where's "you don't know my alphabet" when u need her

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

i am sooo pro-cheating in fiction omg wdym you want them to ethically break things up with their significant other before getting together that actively makes it less hot 🙄 like literally whats the point then 🙄 bring back UNETHICAL NON-MONOGAMY!!!!