dr peper fan!!!

That goose is a war criminal🪿

everything was better in the early 2000s esp. my extreme ignorance of the world and roller coaster tycoon 2

rap has probably been the most consistently popular and influential genre of music for the past 40+ years but your average person on tumblr is less willing to listen to it than a random white teenage boy in the suburbs or a 4channer who lurks on /mu/ every once in a while

if you are a normal sized human being who overdrafts at the bank youd have to pay a fee or fine but if your a giant you'd pay a fo or fum

Do you always get smooches and a dachshund from joining antifa? If the answer is yes, how do I?

I love your enthusiasm but have you ever seen a dachsund in your earthly life

[image description: the text “When he comes back home safely from his armed Antifa protest” above a photo of two white men in hiking clothes kissing. One wears a dog in a backpack. The dog is significantly bigger than a dachshund.]

How dare the ID be funnier than the rest of the post

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