Dude, I'm not the one wearing a bedsheet.

First post of 2025 might just have to be this one. Of course, it’s Trigun 🤞

Your bf just agreed to strip down and bark like a dog for a bunch of outlaws…

Phantom who, instead of looking more ghostly, is just a little too much like a human.

Like yeah, everyone knows Danny Fenton can send literal chills up people's spines and they swear they've seen his eyes start to glow in the right light, but have you seen Phantom? Like why isn't his skin green or blue or even deathly white? It's a lot healthier looking than Fenton's, that's for sure.

And just about every ghost that comes through has crazy sharp fangs, but if anything, Phantom's canines are just a little sharper than normal, but really they don't look too different than Wes' when he's on one of his rage induced rants.

Not to mention the physical presence he has in Amity Park. The way he inhabits space just feels different than most other ghosts, as if Phantom is somehow more connected to the physical world. Like why is he opening doors when he can just phase through them?

Kat, who works the after school shifts at the Nasty Burger with Valerie, swears up and down that she's seen him sitting on the roof, eating two or three burgers at a time (and sharing his fries with the little blob ghost family that lives in the dumpsters).

Dale knows for a fact he's seen Phantom talking on a cell phone of all things with someone. Even claims he heard Phantom mention something about playing DOOMED.

Mrs. Greigerit, the tiny old lady who's cashiered at the grocery store since forever, loves to talk about the time Phantom grabbed a few first aid supplies off the shelves after a ghost attack to help a woman and her toddler patch up until EMS arrived. According to her, he knew exactly how to work with these things meant to heal humans, and he even left a crumpled handful of human cash on her counter to pay for the supplies before he disappeared.

Amity Park notices, just like they notice the strangeness that surrounds Danny Fenton. But really, maybe it's just AP weirdness finally rubbing off on Phantom.

Everyone brushes it off until Jack and Maddie Fenton do the unthinkable and offer their help to Phantom after a particularly nasty fight.

Nickelodeon: ok let’s hear it

writers: Danny’s gonna fight an evil version of himself from the future and the moral of the episode is gonna be that cheating in school is wrong

Nick: ok that’s a good message, so he’s evil because he cheated on a test?

writers: no he’s evil because his family and friends all died in an explosion

Nick: …

writers: and also it’s heavily implied Danny killed himself because of it

Nick: … …

Butch Hartman: we need the rest of the show’s budget for it

Today’s fit if ykyk

Trigun brain rot is manifesting physically. Don’t send help. 🤞