yeehaw pardner

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

tumblr is like a pseudo afterlife because everyone on here was supposed to kill themselves a long time ago

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

a lot of people who want to see your side profile will ask you to drive them somewhere and then tell you to "look at the road" but you need to remember not to fall for this

no thank u, my side profile fucking sucks.

You care more about your own appearance than you do about not killing people? Wow.

have you ever tried not being insufferably annoying

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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2003 will be my year

goku is out there fighting frieza and all you people can think about is sex

not my whoville ass eating roast beast

beautiful woman struggling to jack off despite headache not unlike a valiant warrior