spongebob me boy

isnt amab that guy thats scared of whales 🤨

free my girl. she did all that but so did a male character and nobody cared

This but the genders are swapped

the thing about transmasc spmtn posters is like. i understand wanting your favorite character to be transgender! and i don’t think you should have to explain why you headcanon a character as trans, you should just be able to. but it gets to a certain point where the things you argue make this character a trans man would honestly conjure up an Extremely negative caricature of one and I really do Not think that is what you want

there are perfectly fine reasons you could say spmtn is transmasc if you do wish to go with that interpretation of his character. however I do not think going “trans men are gender-conforming sexists who want to transition for the explicit purpose of gaining the societal power to harm and oppress others” is the win that you think it is

free my girl. she did all that but so did a male character and nobody cared

This but the genders are swapped

Hiii I’m gonna be resetarting my side blog (this account!! my main is spongeblogs) because I keep getting notifications for posts I made when I was youngyoungyoung and I’ll melt into sludge if it keeps happening follow @.squidwardtelevision if you like my reblogs or whateverrrr!!!

Benson Boone sounds like the name of a guy in a folk song who gets gunned down for adultery and thrown in a river

A cold mist blew through the streets of the town the night they gunned young Benson down. He'd laid with a woman who wasn't his wife and her husband decided he'd pay with his life. By the dark of the night and the light of the moon, into the river went poor Benson Boone.

the thing about rope-like candy is that i will fantasize that i’m just straight up eating electrical cords

just misread "comparing apples to oranges" as "comparing alphas to omegas" I think I should go and stand on the side of the road with my thumb out and hitchhike to a field in the middle of nowhere and lie down in it and close my eyes and maybe cry a single tear