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It ain't right.

#Read it in hanks voice and so I just... couldn't stop the Boomhower.

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alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

sashaforthewin

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

kitsuneofthemist

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

superpeanutgarden

Moon day Monday is SOON!!!!!

vanlegion

FUCK YEAH LETS GOOO!

MOON DAY MONDAY!

#I have so little I can get excited about right now #In these trying of times #I'm gonna get excited about this #And Toy Story 5

animentality

vanlegion

Unpopular opinion... but the crew getting lost in the 30k sets of backrooms feels more real and closer to all the original shorts than anything I have seen and heard about the movie.

Like...

Stillness in a foreign place, wrong because it's levels of uncanny valley, and eventually it's your own mind playing tricks on you that form the disconnection that drives you insane...

Or like, the shadowy fucks that are creepy as shit.

#Backrooms #Loved all the originals #But the movie ain't it for me

doublism

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

wizardarchetypes

when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like “hahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.”

I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.

We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”

No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.

scarletjedi

I had a similar tv! It was a tv with a built in dvd and vcr because it was in college and I’m apparently old now. But! The dvd player never wanted to play- unless it was Chicago (2002). First, we would put that dvd in, let it start, and then swap it for the movie we really wanted to watch. It got to the point where we would put in the dvd we wanted and sing “he had it coming!!!” At the screen at volume. Fucking worked *every time*

Bizarre.

inkcurlsandknives

I miss when technology had real personality, instead of fake ones designed to generate lies and nonsense and spy on you.

vanlegion

This just reads as 'we use to have possessed technology you had to placate in order for it to function but now we've exercised those demons and have technology that works but is soulless and devoid of personality. Sad times.'

youre-dreaming-302

Bandai Digirobo Tokima

Robot Watch 1998.

vanlegion

Really? 35 comments and no one. . . Really? *sigh* Guess it's on me.

Domo Arigatou Mister Roboto.

#Domo

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rohirric-hunter

As is my tradition on this fine first day of April, I would like to invite each and every one of my followers to click this link and enjoy listening to Rick Astley's fine single, Never Gonna Give You Up, and then share this post to extend the same invitation to their own followers

vanlegion

I love it when things are exactly as advertised.

#Makes me happy

briannyssey

everything surrounding the id laws that just passed in Kansas is fucking horrible

briannyssey

terramythos

Hey Bri I hope you don't mind me sharing this on your post but in case anyone reading this is in Kansas or knows trans people in Kansas, Colorado is nearby and considered one of the safest states for trans & queer people. I know relocating is logistically expensive and challenging for many reasons, especially for people in a vulnerable situation, but if it is an option anyone is considering, there is a nonprofit here that may be able to help.

Steps These steps are intended to be a linear process to get you out of there and resettled here. But we get it, you’re a big kid and can do

When you C1 Varka before you C6 Benny

#Genshin Impact #In my defense I had like #Wandered off a while back and wasn't playing for a few years #Then the partner decided to give this game a legit shot and now I'm back and ... had like 20K primos saved up...#THEN VARKA JUST HAD TO HAVE BENNY ON HIS BANNER #UGH. I wasn't even gonna pull. I was saving for Durin's rerun

phantomrose96

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

phantomrose96

hang on I gotta look something up.

i-suggest-vore

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

phantomrose96

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

vanlegion

*butterfly meme* Is this a Monster reference?

#Probably not #But that'd be funny #Holy hell that Anime/Manga was intense

formerlyluckymanticore

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

vanlegion

Fuck AI.

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cykelops

I don’t want to hear any writing advice from Stephen king not because I think there would be no value in it but because whatever works for Stephen king is between him and god and that demon he made a pact with that lets him write 3000 words in one sitting daily.

vanlegion

... The hell have I gotten possed by then to be able to write 10k words in a sitting if the mood hits?? ;>.>

#Heh heh Oh Boy

Being the fact I was in the RVB fandom which is on record for The Longest Queerbait Ever. Of all time. (20 Years...)

And that I knew of what transpired with the Supernatural comm over Destiel...

You'd think my gay ass would be prepared for a let down of expectations involving the Byler ship from Stranger Things... but boy was I wrong.

Got my hopes again, knowing I shouldn't have.

Well... in any case. One last episode.

#No longer hoping but will be surprised if it happened at this point #Grimmons was a tease from the start and there was some hope; some canon there but not outright done #red vs blue #stranger things #supernatural #You had the chance and you fucked it #You think we're gonna get another chance for a gay mainstream romance/couple in THIS fucked political climate?#Ha ha #No #*sighs* I'm tired

thebookbutterfly

I love it when fan fiction writers are like: “ah shit, this was meant to be one part but I started writing it and now it has to be three”. Like the fanfic is happening to them and not being created by them.

vanlegion

Can't tell you how many times this has happened to me while writing. I have a(concepts of a)plan and then the Fic just goes 'No, honey, it's gonna go this way now' and I just gotta sit there and be all 'I guess!?!'

And everytime it's been 100% for the better. Listen to your stories when they want to grow beyond what you envisioned. Trust the process.

#Just wish other creators out there actually *LISTENED* to the evolution their stories *TRIED* to tell them #But Nooooo cant do THAT #GOTTA KEEP TO YOUR TIGHTLY FRAMED NARRATIVE #DONT LET IT EVOLVE PAST YOUR INITIAL PLAN CAUSE HEAVEN FORBID #.... ya.... i may still be salty about a certain show... >.>

mariacallous

vanlegion

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

FUCK ICE

#Fuck ICE #ice is gestapo #what the actual fuck #fuck facists

tedturnerwascrazy

Disney really didn't need to give Dana more reasons to hate them but by god they gave her some anyway

fear-is-nameless

Fuck AI

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weavemama

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY

jackharknessday

I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

Do not give to the Salvation Army.

gayfeatherfiend

Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army

rab-it-deactivated20231030

My turn.

I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.

I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.

I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.

They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.

Then I found out.

Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.

Don’t FUCKING give to the Salvation Army.

knight-of-vengeance-deactivated

The Salvation Army is also ass to the workers. A good number of people join it, naively thinking that it’s doing good, and end up leaving cynical and beaten down. The management is hostile, if not outright abusive, and demand some ridiculous hours of it lower to mid-level staff. Don’t support these people.

fisharescary802

Unsettling update

oldearthaccretionist

Find better local charities and shelters and give to them instead!

moonybyte

Also just for even more horrific context on the original twitter thread?

Salvation Army reached out to Milknmuffins and asked what shelter she’s at with the promise to address the abuse in it. She…ended up saying where she was. She was thrown out onto the street. It’s also all on Twitter.

They invited her to a personal talk so she could explain the situation in person.

And then they threatened her with a screenshot of a rape-threat made supposedly by her:

And then threw her out into the street while claiming she broke house rules that

So yeah, the Salvation Army is a bunch of entitled assholes that will treat the most vulnerable like shit if they dare try to do anything that makes them look bad

supernovafirefly

The “Fuck Salvation Army” posts are making the rounds again, so conisder this your reminder: Do. Not. Give. These. Assholes. A. Single. Fucking. Penny.

Do not support them in any way, shape, or form.

eagletrekkie

‘Tis the season to say FUCK the Salvation Army.

punchspeedchunk

If you see the timestamp and think ‘maybe the Salvos got better in the last 8 years’ no. No they didn’t. Actually they got worse. DON’T GIVE TO THE SALVOS. THEYPISS ALL THEIR MONEY UP THE WALL ON THE CORPORATE END AND DO LITTLE TO NOTHING TO HELP WHO THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP.

ghostboyravenight-deactivated20

“A trans man owning an IKEA blahaj is cultural appropriation” chat we used to throw bricks at cops

vanlegion

Fuck anyone who thinks this. My Trans ass will owe that blue shark one day. SHARKS ARE FUCKING COOL AND IM IN FLORIDA. IM SURROUNDED BY THEM. THEY ARE PUPPERS OF THE SEA!

#Blahaj #Is #For #EVERYONE!#BECAUSE SHARKS ARE JAWSOME!

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