Why am I getting cooked on Reddit for not wanting an adult to be attracted to a teenager

Me: hey this is why I think/hope Huntress Wizard is the same age as Finn because it would be very weird to spend a large part of the show focusing on how PB is too old for him just to put him with another character who’s hundreds of years old when he’s still only 16

I didn’t even say an opinion here this is just a fact

Why am I getting cooked on Reddit for not wanting an adult to be attracted to a teenager

Me: hey this is why I think/hope Huntress Wizard is the same age as Finn because it would be very weird to spend a large part of the show focusing on how PB is too old for him just to put him with another character who’s hundreds of years old when he’s still only 16

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

hai, could i have both photo finish and rainbow dash saying i dont need to compare myself to others to be valid? its been grating on me a lot lol. (if you cant/dont wanna do two ponies, just rainbow dash is ok!)

I’ve seen a couple people assume HW’s parents are humans, but I want to point out the scale!