so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow?

It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit at English, the two words sound the same, so over time it became known as Blow and not Below.

This Kenny McCormick roleplay blog just lied to all of you and now this post has almost 50 thousand notes goodbye

settling the matter

talking about post covid bad timeline here. cartman could be fixed by having gay sex if the right man dommed him and called him bad he would be born anew. stan and kyle could be fixed by gay sex but only with each other. kenny wouldn’t change at all they’re already regularly having gay (and straight) sex so nothing changes this is just another tuesday for them. gay sex would just make vic fully evil