SVSSS AU/fic prompt where in the three years LBH is away SQQ has accidentally wife-beamed basically the entire cultivation world.
While he and SQH were getting mushroom bodies ready kept stumbling into other cultivator groups who see widow mode SQQ who keeps stumbling into and barely avoiding certain wife plots and all just smitten.
All the different sects are trying to arrange marries or at least get permission to start courting him.
YQY is going grey pulling hair out because NO ONE DESERVES XIAO-JIU and figuring out the politest way to tell all of them to FUCK OFF.
LQG is constantly around peak and has drop kicked multiple suitors off the mountain.
LPM is trying to kidnap him, Huan hua have tried to steal him multiple times.
SQQ has zero fucking clue this is happening. He's just sitting at sword mount grieving not noticing the fucking brawl happening on his peak.
When LBH comes back he very quickly hears that his list of rivals has grown exponentially.
Slow plans are out the window he literally shows up and declares he's going to marry SQQ only with wording SQQ thinks LBH has speed-run and just declared war in cultivation world.
SQQ: oh god oh shit oh fuck Binghe is so angry at me that he decided to not only speed-run abyss but skip the entire Huan hua and trial arcs he must hate me so much!
While Binghe is just trying to kick the cultivation world asses so he can get to his Shizun.
He's also constantly on alert because Shizun keeps stumbling into situations (wife plots) and everyone is waiting for a chance to marry SQQ
SQQ: the entire world hates the scum villain everyone would be glad to get rid of me
Everyone:... if given the chance to marry that man I would kill everyone in this room
