i'm marisa

bout to go so feral over that alien build a bear idgaf i need it so bad

I suffer from a disease called "can load the dishwasher correctly" it's incredibly rare, very few people have it

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[ID: Squidward without arms and legs wrapped up with bandages like the eraserhead baby sitting in a hospital bed, he is making fuck me eyes at a lady nurse fish to his left/our right who is returning them. /end ID]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

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this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

world heritage post

despite the hatred in her heart she kept on blogging