thanks for the spark!

i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

i didn’t post this. i was hacked and this is all they posted #promise

can you tell the hacker to come back

this endless cycle of violence between Growers and Showers on the streets of our great nation must stop. Thats why if you elect me, the guy whose penis stays exactly the same no matter what you go and do to it, I promise that we will enter an era of sheer peace the likes of which you’ve never seen, jack

MESSAGE TO ALL SICKOS: LIVE FOREVER

Kitchen tip: you can set glassware on a hot burner to make exploding glassware

why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

the take that “enemies to lovers doesn’t have to involve violence!!!” is so boring. knives to the throat or don’t bother

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance