This blog is dumb and so are you

carly rae jepsen appeared to me in a dream and told me to beat my dick until it fell apart like a brisket

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

they should make a sequel to the grinch. hell i should make a sequel to the grinch

nothing like my ideas

is it the red gem? cause we can get rid of the red gem

Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

lets fucking kill him!!!!!!!!!

a beautiful american woman curling up in bed with a hamburger bun pillow + slice of cheese blanket

imagine having a hole in a pipe so you call a plumber and he walks up and plugs it up with his penis and his body solidifies into metal

cock so fat i set off the tsa's fat cock alarm and got a complimentary gentle grope from their bravest pervert

anyway my cock turned out not to be a gun after all and the plane didnt crash so im here with my wife now and it was all worth it :)