is it alright to be myself again?

i get kingdom hearts and final fantasy mixed up because theyre the same thing except micky mouse is in one of them

italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

Okay well my Italian sub is in the fridge so

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

trolly problem is soo easy. kill the one guy instead of the three guys. thats three more people to work at my sandwich shop PJ Crustlys

u just gotta do bi4bi vers bullshit that’s the way that’s the light at the end of the tunnel

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

I'm starting to think it's not the beer that makes you drunk, but rather the can itself