is it alright to be myself again?

deadbeat dad who’s an academic: i’m just going to the stor

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

being 14 when sweater weather came out was actually crazy. it was insane what they did to us who were 14 when sweater weather came out

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

“its supposed to show interplay between characters” um they can do that in church 🤨

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow