is it alright to be myself again?

I think spiderman is cooler when he’s not using surveillance tech and AI the whole damn time

I hear they’re calling him palantir parker

Th oceangate submersible should've happened in like 1980 so that mythbusters would test it out with pig carcasses

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

you do not get to destroy other peoples bodies

thank you for reminding me, i was about to destroy someones body until i saw this

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

*usually

good music should beat the shit out of you

hypnospace outlaw is a game that asks questions like what if the only way to extract the contents of a zip file was to feed it to your tamagotchi and wait a few seconds for it to poop out the decompressed file

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture