is it alright to be myself again?

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

“its supposed to show interplay between characters” um they can do that in church 🤨

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

Don't preheat ovens unless you plan to Bake Don't even bake unless you plan to eat somethang

you only like this because the sum of your experiences and time alive predispositioned you to enjoying it

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that