is it alright to be myself again?

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

Back when i was like. 9 i watched a cuck porn video And i didnt quite understand the concept of what it was But i remember being so sad about how the woman was talking to her husband while she was fucking this other guy. and then she broke the couch and she said "uh oh sweetie we broke your couch.." all condescendingly And then he said "i LOVED that couch.😕" and it made me so upset i cried

whatever. i don’t even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

When a movie has a fat person with crumbs and jelly all over their face to signify their fatness i feel so seen cause i dont go anywhere without my crumbs and jelly