Nyooom!

The Princess Bride (1987)  dir Rob Reiner

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Anyone and everyone can be babygirl

Especially the old men

___ HAS FALLEN! I, STARSCREAM NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS!!!!

Megatron Monday, Wheeljack Wednesday, Thundercracker Thursday

The never ending fight about what color TFP Ratchet is

Deep fried Transformers. I don't mean pixely and over saturated. I mean people keep battering and frying their toys. I cannot explain this

The take over of other fandoms posts. Transformers can and will be applied to everything. Anything and everything can and will be related back to Transformers

Mr. John Hasbro (vague and unspecific)

Be kind to the OC Creators and Self-shippers. Cringe is dead and if you don't like their vibes, just DNI. It's Tumblr. You're on their turf now.

The most important safety tips in this video:

1 - Never trust a jack to support a car (do not work on or get under a car supported only by a jack; that is why he says to put the flat tire under the frame while you put the spare on) 2 - Don't put a donut spare on the front of your car, take the good tire off the back and put it on the front, then put the donut on the back (If you have a full-size spare, it is fine to put the full size spare on the front - a donut spare will be much smaller than your regular tire, so it should be very obvious if it's a donut).

If you've never changed a tire before I strongly recommend getting out your spare, jack, and wrench and practicing taking off your tire and putting it on in a safe, low-stakes, non emergency environment. Take half an hour some time to make sure the parts are all where you need them to be, that you know how to remove the various covers and equipment, etc.

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[maniacal cackling]

What if all lower-class mechs were getting was some sort of reduced set of letters/glyphs, something enough to understand orders - but too limited to express yourself?

What if - a plot-twisted version of the former ideas - all mechs were onlined with the same abilities, but some of them were instantly blocked for the lower-caste mechs?

What if (random idea #1) Megatron’s early works were important not just because of their meaning but because he was using the mixture of “worker” and “high-caste” glyphs, creating some sort of Cybertonian lingua franca, giving 1) his readers the opportunity to understand new glyphs, 2) motivating more of them to get the additional software, somehow 3) making the core processor overcome the blockade/build new database in spite of it?

Sure you can join! But you just have to pass some of these basic tests first then you’re good to go! c:

This phrase is hilariously wrong when taken to mean what it usually means. Birbs are hungry little things, since they have fast metabolisms and they burn a lot of calories when flying. Many birbs eat as much or more than their own weight each day. If humans ate like birds we would die.

The reason I was thinking about this is that was writing a headcanon about how Starscream can eat a hilariously large amount of Energon. I figure all Seekers carry and use more fuel than other frame types, because they burn it so fast and shoot it out the back of their engines when they fly. Military Seekers like Starscream fly a lot and refuel a lot.

So I looked up some numbers. Now the energy content of Energon seems like it would be higher than gas or jet fuel, so Cybertronians could carry less fuel than their Earthly equivalents, but lets just use these as ballpark figures for the sake of proportion. The results were hilarious.

An F16 weighs less than 10 tons, and carries 3.5 tons of fuel! By comparison a truck similar to Optimus’s style weighs over 17 tons without the trailer, and holds less than a ton of fuel. Their weight can more than double with a loaded trailer but at least in TFP, Optimus almost never pulls a trailer and it’s safe to assume most Cybertronian trucks don’t often do that.

It’s worth noting that Starscream is only about 60% the size of an F16, even in jet mode, so he’d weigh like 6 tons and carry 2.1 tons of fuel, fully fueled. Still, imagine him eating more than twice as much as a big bot like Optimus in one sitting.

Even an Abrams tank, which weighs a whopping 68 tons, carries a measly 2.1 tons of fuel, so Starscream could eat as much as Megatron in his old frame before he converted to a flyer. It’s probably safe to assume Megatron can carry a lot more fuel now, but he doesn’t have wings for auxiliary tanks and therefore probably has somewhere in between his old fuel capacity and that of an actual Seeker. Plus I doubt he weighs 68 tons anymore. If OP weighs around 17 tons, maybe Megs weighs somewhere in the mid 20s?

But gifts of fancy fuel–the equivalents of gourmet desserts? I imagine those would be considered exceptionally meaningful. So much fancy and decadent flavor for less nutritional (or energy) value. Imagine courting being done with mixology/baking? “I am willing to sink huge amounts of money and time into this treat for your enjoyment. I am capable of keeping you fed on delicacy”.

Hand feeding a flyer is very intimate. Wasting fuel is considered insanity. It’s thus really freaking kinky to lick fuel off your partner.

The offer to share fuel is considered a great honor and is a standard way to seal a peace treaty.

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As for the liquid in their systems, I think their lubrication probably is produced in their bodies from components in the Energon they consume, and they don’t go through much of it, certainly not enough to have to pee. It’s also probably not a thin liquid - they’re massive machines and need a sturdier, grease-like or gel-like lubricant. I think lubricants are brought to their joints and transformation mechanisms via lines just like they have fuel lines, and then once it’s in their joints it slowly breaks down as they move. Internally, broken down, dirty lubricant is probably cleaned up by nanites (similar to how blood cells remove waste products from our cells), and moved to a set of filters for final removal. Again, the byproducts would be small particulates, not liquid, and filters wouldn’t need changing very often. Their coolant is liquid as well, but it’s synthesized by a different body system, which uses gases in the air to make ammonia. It’s liquid in their coolant lines, but would evaporate fairly quickly if it if it leaked out. If there’s no leak, it’s a closed system with no waste products, and they simply wouldn’t synthesize any extra.