goodbye jojo❗️❗️

whats the one pokemons name thats like a spider thing with horns i cant find it but i keep calling it hankity spankity is that even close to what its name is pls help

NO ITS SMALLER AND FATTER AND BLUE

SMALLER, CLOSER TO THE GROUND, FATTER, GREEN OR BLUE?? I CANT REMEMBER

THERE HE IS THATS MY BOY THATS MY BOY

Pokemon Heritage Post

We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like "oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him" and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it

We were literally selling our home, it had been all spruced up and painted and fixed, things had been FIXED in this house and then we had to pay for people to stage the home, like they rent furniture and put it in places so people see themselves living there and want to buy it, so then we had to have pictures taken by a professional photographer and THIS MOTHERFUCKER SHOWED UP WITH HIS DOG WHO WAS MUDDY FROM THE RAIN and when we were like "???????????no??? he can't come in"' the photographer was like "no it's fine!!! i'll just carry him his muddy paws won't fuck up the floors or rugs or anything it's fine what are allergies why are you looking at me like that" WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS

One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 😐 and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that

#he still knew immediately who I was which was deeply funny to me bc I was 7-8 years old in 1997 #"yes that is my daughter who was apparently born in her 20s"

honestly i think it's so funny when doctors are like. know the RISKS of taking T. you will have MOOD SWINGS and become a VIOLENT and UNCONTROLLABLE creature who HOWLS at the MOON. it will turn you GAY. like i hate to say it guys but youve just invented male hysteria

HISteria ♂️💯

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

it felt like it was january for three months and now ten days of february have passed in what felt like about five hours. feels weird

oh cool a post i made about time passing weirdly in february 2020. im sure the rest of that year felt normal though