im perfect

once i am perfect in every conceivable way i will be happy i can feel it

i like him because he looks weird and hes a bad person

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

will you intrinsically understand my vision or are you like the rest of them

you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

hey do u mind if I fetishize you. What why are you upset I'm doing it wokely and gayly. No you don't understand I'm objectifying you empowering style. You should be grateful someone like you is getting this attention like you shouldn't be looking a gift horse in the mouth with what you've got going on. Why are you mad

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me