marla singer's wife

Torture the haters to death

Live well, be happy, and thank them in your acceptance speech.

Goofy ass. Hurt people with weapons until they die.

REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

well there's not one

i keep adding to my "watch later" and not watching later

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

i think my favorite type of fandoms are the ones where people like collectively hallucinate a guy to go crazy over

There are no ducks in this post.

The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps