marla singer's wife

Torture the haters to death

Live well, be happy, and thank them in your acceptance speech.

Goofy ass. Hurt people with weapons until they die.

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

i think my favorite type of fandoms are the ones where people like collectively hallucinate a guy to go crazy over

There are no ducks in this post.

The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps

“no one is asking for open borders” i am actually

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy