marla singer's wife

Torture the haters to death

Live well, be happy, and thank them in your acceptance speech.

Goofy ass. Hurt people with weapons until they die.

I feel a sliver of sun on my skin and get the urge to tell anyone and everyone that I love them

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

It really be like that

my grandpa saw my gemsona on facebook and now he wants me to draw him a gemsona

thank god for this post

Always reblog

No disrespect to roleplay blogs but house would never say "I'm gregory house, a doctor" if he had a blog he'd make an introductory post like "what's up [random slur]s bigbootylover420 here" and it would be 99% shitposts except for when it's 3am and he's posting "I have nothing in my life. The drugs create a short facade of contentment and when I wake up sober life crashes down on me once more." Followed up with a picture reblogged from a porn bot

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[Image is of a New Hope Church sign that reads, ‘God says homosexuality is in’ and two men in the foreground holding the S from the sign]

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how does this have under 10,000 notes in spite of my having seen it regularly for the entire time I’ve been on here?

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

americans be like fuuuuck yes ill work for 60 years so i can eventually eat candy alone in my house

okay dont be mad but i just scheduled you for every appointment ever. you have an open house on tuesday and a doctor is removing your all of it tomorrow 👍

my mom told me this story tonight about my grandfather. she said when he was a little boy he was afraid robbers would break into his house in the middle of the night and try to abduct him out of his bed. he thought that they would be able to feel that he was the shape of a little boy under the covers and know to grab him. so he would try to fall asleep in the shape of a letter of the alphabet. so that they would feel for him and be like "oh it's just the letter R, not a kidnappable child"