eveningclown

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

i just got summoned for yuri duty

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

I can't wait to have a loser lesbian summer...then a loser lesbian autumn..and also a loser lesbian winter.

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

writing is so fun i feel like i could do a backflip

trying to write a fic but i get frustrated bc i dont write like a 50+ years of experience in writing nobel in literature winner writer

"and then they kiss... sloppy style" hmmm but it doesn’t sound as good as gabriel garcia marquez does it?

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again