irl girlfailure

too much emphasis on girlbossing and not enough on girlsnoozing girlsleeping and girlchilling

Hey sorry if I’m kinda weird I was supposed to be dead by now

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

using R is like "haha i am a fucking wizard, I am the smartest person on the planet. look at me. Quantifying alcohol use in raccoons. I am peak brilliance" instantly to "I am going to do another 9/11"

ok well maybe her little finger is really cozy and honestly there are worse places to be wrapped around. did you ever think about that

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

idk man this is my first time living too

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me