For being people are supposed to contribute to society, I'm really shocked that a group of over 5 girl scouts found it acceptable to place their cart filled with cookies in a handicap parking zone. Then, the parent/leader doesn't even move it.

If it's not me forgetting my password, it's me forgetting how to spell my last name.

I have never wanted to hear a song as bad as I want to hear Roulette. Give me a clip please~ I'm so excited!!!

My mother's other daughter just had a kid Thanksgiving, hasn't spent one day alone with it and is already asking people for help. This chick hasn't even spent a second alone with her baby, but can't handle it.

I kept telling my mom over and over my sister would ruin Thanksgiving. She kept saying no she wouldn't. Guess what? I was right.

Target sent my mom Amazon returns instead of a slow cooker. Turns out Amazon and Target share a distribution center. Now she has two pairs of the same butt ugly shoes, a tiny dress, and heated gloves, but no slow cooker.

i hate when the post office has my package for days and i could literally drive over there and pick it up, but they won’t give it to me.

Another big, long as hell earthquake. This is frying my nerves.

you know you have a new mutant species of mosquito when one somehow manages to bite your thigh when you’re in high-waist/ankle-length leggings.