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i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

don't forget the universal desire to give west berlin to the soviets

i love the idea of getting fucked awake. just waking up to a thick cock sliding in and out of me while i’m all drowsy and only able to focus on the pleasure of being filled,, being held face down, legs forced apart and just made to take whatever is given to me while you whisper things in my ear like “such a good little girl for me all the time” and i’m just whining, delirious with pleasure

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I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

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stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

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