parthenos

only time i will endorse putting hypermodern memes/slang/references into historical adaptation stuff is with shakespeare. so many of his jokes are his contemporary equivalent of that anyway. he would have loved secret third thing. he would have loved counting or not counting gang violence

was doing a first aid course and it kept talking about how when applying first aid to a child you have to ask the PARENT for consent and how the child's consent is not enough unless you cannot reach the parent. and then immediately after there was a unit on shaken baby syndrome, and then mentioned abuse as a common source of children getting injured. and they didn't see the irony there. i later asked the instructor what to do about parental consent if the medical emergency was from the parent abusing the child and she was like "you still need to obtain parental consent. you can report the abuse though" not even acknowledging how fucked the whole system is. i hate it here. youth rights now

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

It is kind of the bikini of t-shirt sleeves.

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

nooooo don’t kys you have an unpopular blog to run aha

love when someone is like in my culture we respect women. that has literally never been a thing in any culture ever lol

transphobes love to ask trans people “if someone didn’t want to date you/have sexual with you because you’re trans, would you consider them transphobic?” as a gotcha and then they get really mad when the trans person is like “actually I’ve never had that problem with anyone I was attracted to”

What they actually mean is “I’m sure you want to trick and coerce people who aren’t attracted to you into having sex with you.” and they don’t like hearing “No, furthermore, I’m not attracted to people who do not find me attractive for who I am.”

in general I think this website has a serious problem about wanting to feel smugly superior about Literally Everything without spending even five seconds thinking about it first

thankfully I don't have this problem, because I'm better than you losers

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

Reblogging this because I love her