Red Vines. What the hell can't they do?

I wanted to point out that Nurse Hadley, the woman in this video, is a hospice nurse. This is what people say to and about patients who don't have long left to live. The fear of addiction and dependence on pain medication is so strong that people deny their literally dying family members proper pain management. You're never going to please the "but what about addiction" people, ignore them and take the meds you need to function.

trying 2 find the crime of being small poem bc my partner just killed a spider bc she was too impatient to wait for me to put it outside like usual and im irrationally angry and need to show her it

on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there’s like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn’t need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone’s condition and immediately get them?

You’re getting a pap smear done and Worf is there

Worf at the Pap smear! majQa’!!

Always fun to remember HIPAA wasn’t a thing until 1996 literal 3 decades after the original series ended ❤

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

if i were running paramount i would not argue with a 5’7” man with unlimited charisma i would just say here you go baby have that second submarine have three take a year and ride a motorcycle off a cliff in norway don’t worry about it it’s all covered

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

That little girl is going places

I know more about economics than AOC and my knowledge on economics is on a high school level. Its actually embarassing how little she knows about this shit. But hey, expecting a socialist to know about economics is like expecting a fish to know what a desert is.

Also, can we talk about how taxes are used to pay for things for the benefit of society - roads, schools, libraries etc. so to further the above example, the parents aren’t just pocketing that money themselves just to be mean and selfish, they might use it to pay for a Netflix subscription that the whole family can watch.

PROGRESSIVE TAX ISNT FUCKING RADICAL we study it in highschool economics class for fucks sake

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers