Fuckyourblog.com

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

whenever I give money to a homeless person my mom is like you know they’re just going to spend it on drugs like girl me too…

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

Do the right thing Baron

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast.