bottom eminem deniers DNI

you press the pedal but tthe car only moves because it wants to

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

Why do you *still* have an Eminem titty folder? "Real stans will understand" I guess I'm just a pair of crusty slippers then /silly

oh and i suppose they should have thrown the mona lisa away after da vinci died?

i wanna hear what y'all think a gnome would be a disease vector for. i personally think 4 hours after initial bite OP develops a fever and starts compulsively seeking shelter beneath conical structures

@sjweminem

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

if you really have to be like “let people enjoy things” on this post… ok sure. but it’s music. people love to argue about music. and that’s because its really fun to be a hater sometimes. #letpeopleNOTenjoythings