bottom eminem deniers DNI

hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

Strahm doing an improvised tracheotomy on himself with a pen is symbolic of fellatio. Because pens are phallic

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

It’s funny ‘cause the only thing I had trouble finding was pearl… luckily I live with A Grandma™ But yeah I don’t have alexandrite. That stuff is super SUPER expensive and rare. I think it probably goes for more than diamonds?