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love any full-body shot of hoffman just standing there full on rectanglemode

i'm starting a little 3 or 4 week trial period to get familiar w my future new place and living with a roommate (luckily it's my fav cousin) and it's gonna be soooo scary without all my posters 😧

she's in the living room tremendously stoned and playing the sims on a 70 inch tv i'm drinking 3 monsters and watching saw IV in my adjacent room life could be a dream

we like to fill up the bong with ice cold greek yogurt from the fridge for straight #YogurtHitz

This is what based parents should be buying for their kids instead of Minecraft

Me after I hook the VR up to play Minecraft

my stepson training to kill me

hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything