Inside Shane's head: orgasm ✅️, time for pillow talk, what is the most emotionally devastating question i can ask my casual situationship today?

hollanov making out and dry humping and coming in their pants. send tweet

the vampire marleau is really special to me

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Being in love would ruin everything but I think everything might be ruined already anyways. Won’t you take my hand? We can burn it down together.

shane's first time anal "that was so fucking hot" a little dopey and fucked out and completely sincere... do you think that's what did it. ilya's nearly desperate "please. go" in sochi. hollander leaning to chase ilya's thumb in his mouth, eyelids sliding shut in pleasure, the way his whole body went loose. it's just sex, hollander. you can't-- you don't even know what you're doing. big wet eyes, heart wide open. it's going to hurt. it's going to hurt you. i'm going to--

i love neurodivergent jock slut bitch shane hollander

it’s actually so funny scott thought the brooklyn art gallery people were gonna clock him they were probably like “why were those straight guys in here”

I can't believe he thought someone would recognize a hockey player by name at a Brooklyn art gallery.

I like to imagine that, partially due to the Hockey Robot stereotyping and partially due to his watertight media training, commentators are constantly going on about "What's going on in Hollander's head? What was Hollander thinking there? Can't help but wonder what the Metros' Captain has on his mind right now." and it's like. Well statistically speaking. Cock.

seven year old shaney trying to be helpful to the other kids at hockey camp and telling them “you should try aiming the puck at the net! that’s what i do”

You’re laughing. Hayden Pike was struck and killed by the Down With Cis bus and you’re LAUGHING.

I personally do not think that alexei is blackmailing ilya or that he has enough power over ilya to threaten him in any meaningful way. ilya is paying for everything because he knows his family’s entire financial situation is riding on him and he does have the money and also his family is expert at guilt-tripping him/pointing to all the sacrifices they made for him/just generally making him feel his obligations to them keenly. that said I DO think alexei knows or at least strongly suspects that ilya sleeps with men and this enrages him not because of the homosexuality but because this fucking asshole does whatever the fuck he wants and it doesn’t change the fact that ilya was their mother’s favorite when she was alive and is their father’s favorite still. ilya comes home as infrequently as possible and avoids their dad’s calls and has sex with men and he’s the one who has all the money, all the fame, all the family love and pride (whatever love there is to have in that family, anyway). like that’s a real cain and abel setup right there.