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“Few players respond to adversity like Rosanov” literally best description of his character in the whole show
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It’s crazy cuz when Shane is like guys I think everyone will hate me if I come out everyone is like (gaslighting him) Shane. You’re literally gaslighting yourself right now. This will not happen. And then when it happens Shane is like SEE??? and everyone is like Shane it’s so crazy that we all hate you now. It’s completely your fault. You should have said something Shane. If you had just told us sooner about the thing we hate you for we would hate you so much less.
unreasonably amused by the idea of itty bitty shane not wanting to get off the ice after practice to the point that david gets ON the ice to get him, so itty bitty does the "my bones are gone now" resistance move kids are so good at.
but fails to consider that ice is. so slippery.
like stage your protest all you want, buddy, but you have literally never been more move-able.
Read the post and loved it exactly for the potential of what's in the tags: uh oh now David made it funnnn and Shane, quick little bean that he is, riiiight as he's getting to the edge of the rink, about to be picked up and passed to mom, gets up and skates away to the middle of the rink and PLOMP lays down on his back, giggling and kicking his little skates. "Again, Dad (Shane does not call David daddy in front of his friends, he's not a baby!), again!!"
It doesn't help David and Yuna that everyone and their mother thinks this is the funniest, cutest thing ever and laughs, just spurring Shane to do it more and more.

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I love how the HR fandom has completely abandoned the book description of Ilya. In other fandoms, people will fight tooth and nail over whether to use the book description or the actor’s likeness in fics and we’re just like “What are you talking about? Ilya eyes have always been blue, he’s about the same size as Shane, and never had a bear tattoo”
shane is such a terrifying captain & i feel like nobody talks abt this. ive seen maybe 2 fics that did this well tops.
he's not bro-ey & brotherly the way roz is. he's a child prodigy, runs a tight ship, efficient as fuck, Hockey Jesus AND plays in montreal (habs lore) so the city does in fact think he can turn water to wine they have sanctified him, & only social enough to keep the respect of his team, so mostly the vets anyway. he dishes advice bluntly & matter of fact, not rude but it's like that's it end of convo. what i say goes bc it DOES. above all this man does not want to be fucking embarrassed, esp not by teammates playing like it's amateur hr. his rooks prob stutter out half sentences around him, get nervous when he approaches them, he is INTIMIDATING but not on purpose!!!1!1!!
Shane is the type of team captain that rookies burst into flustered tears when he’s talking to them, and he will just stand there blankly until they get their shit together and then keep going like he was never interrupted. Your Tears Mean Nothing To Me. Soul destroying
he's just confused fr 😭😭 "why are you crying get up??"
i hope we all understand how quintessentially them it is that when yuna asks if shane and ilya have been in love since their rookie season, they both immediately go “no. no no no no no” with disgusted faces on
got kicked out of the team schedule google doc for being "strange and off putting" man whatever.
The Centaurs watching Shane peacefully reading his book while Ilya is sat next to him watching tiktoks at full volume occasionally laughing out loud

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i didnt think i needed to say this but yes hayden pike received abstinence only sex ed
Every time someone asks “do you like girls?” It’s always some trick fucking question with ulterior motives. I’ve been asked countless times “do you like girls?” and it never ends well. Keep your wits about you if you get asked this question.
I don’t think I’ve ever been seen. Just looked at. I don’t think I want anyone to see. I think I want them to stop looking too.
Ilya: I’m slowly boiling in this pot…. It’s burning my flesh… it’s hollowing me out… why won’t Shane get me out of the pot…
Galina: that’s very difficult. have you told him about the pot?
Ilya: OF COURSE I HAVEN’T TOLD HIM ABOUT THE FUCKING POT
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ilya rozanov voice marly i know youre good at eating pussy cuz youre always going crazy style on some buffalo wings
cliff marleau voice (nearly in tears) fuck man no ones ever said anything like that to me before………