i knowwwwww in my heart ilya would love taking shanes last name and after they have kids referring to their family unit as hollanders. ilya turning around to the backseat like okey hollanders here is plan. we are going to be in and out of costco in thirty minutes. you may choose ONE item each. if we get separated we meet at optometrist. we will get ice creams on the way out as long as everyone is cool and nobody tells dad. hollanders on three.

if either of them is saying that "you better not wear those little shorts around me unless youre trying to drop em" line from the snl weekend update bit its Shane right

Shane was drunk the first and only time he ever heard Nelly furtados I’m like a bird and he cried so hard he threw up and when he woke up the next morning he asked Hayden what the song was and Hayden (scared for him) is like. what song dude. And Shane is left to assume it came from his heart and soul and he’s ashamed to have had those thoughts so he’s like. I actually don’t know what I was talking about. There was no song. And Hayden is thinks to himself that gaslighting should not be this easy

sometimes you just need to do exactly the opposite of what your anxiety tells you to do cause the more you give in to it, the more it wants from you, and the tougher it gets to stop

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

Dee called AO3 a “candy store,” and said the fan art she has seen, in particular, has been overwhelming. “I cannot get over the art,” she said. “We would have jumped at this. I would’ve given my right tit for all this art when I was in my twenties. Because you couldn’t reproduce it, you couldn’t send it out, but [now] there’s this fabulous art coming out every single day.”

Yes. Yes. Yes.  This is how it happened.  Excellent article.

Thanks to the author for permission to share this here, and for being just a really nice human being, and big thanks to the artist who did my mom’s portrait, above. -Zachary

Every UK and Irish news outlet rn is opting for bullshit euphemisms like “unrest” and pussyfooting around calling what just happened in Belfast what it fucking was; a pogrom. Nazis attempted a pogrom of (primarily black African) migrants.