after shane and ilya get outed, and the internet explodes, and the hollander stan girlies are trying to convince shane that ilya is no good for him, a paparazzi video of shane and ilya sitting at a cafe together is released. and shane hollander, the man that is known to the public as showing minimal emotion and being stoic and controlled in his presentation is laughing so freely at whatever ilya is saying to him. his head is thrown back and his eyes are creased shut and he cackles and ilya keeps talking egging it on and smiling at shane. and no one knows what to do with that. with the knowledge that ilya rozanov has made shane the happiest and most relaxed anyone has ever seen him.

doing insane shibari on my fairy wife with shit I bought at the craft store and telling everyone she's a keychain

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the one extremely irrational thing that i cringe at in fic is when they rip dialogue word for word from the show. i dont know why it just immediately turns me off

I have this marketing idea for season two where they create an actual ottawa centaurs instagram account and post a bunch of in-character content as if it was a real hockey team being run by a real guy and also this is how they announce the actors playing them

bonus idea that works with that and that i've thought about an unhealthy number of times: official ilya instagram account where he posts all the pics that shane eventually realizes are about him/their relationship. every week there's new posts relating to whatever happened during the episode.

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