shane to harris wait you also enjoy getting violently fucked into the mattress by your big strong hockey boyfriend? and while they have nothing else in common they would connect deeply over this I think

man i fw zane boodram so bad. he likes bbq. he has a bunch of tattoos. he’s been in ottawa for ages so he potentially knows young shane. he’s wholesome. he and his wife has such cool names (in fact cassie is my fav wag bc i like her name the most). i like him so much man. my G fr

when do you guys think shane let out the first "baby"? do you think it was sex between pleas or do you think it was a domestic "baby can you grab that bag" after grocery shopping? over the phone answering ilya's call? apologizing with a "okay baby i'm sorry" after teasing him about something?

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened", ; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

to people that hide contraband in their assistive devices. to people that do party tricks they arent supposed to and people who will spit on you if you ask them to do party tricks. to people that weaponise the infantalisation of disabled people for their own purposes (theft et. al.). to the people who "misuse" their medication and people who dont take it at all. to my mother, who takes out her hearing aids when she doesnt want to hear shit anymore but will still pretend to be listening so you dont catch on. to people who sleep all the time and to people with "abnormal" circadian rhythms who are unwilling to alter their sleep/wake cycle to best appeal to societal (and moral) expectations. to people that complain loudly about inaccessibility and refuse to try and "make it work". to people that charge money for invasive questions and people that pretend not to understand the question at all.

AAC users who swear profusely <3

Ilya voice I am Not Feeling Fly like a G6 my Shane….

interrogated a pacemaker for someone yesterday who'd developed serious cardiac issues after a Lyme infection, so that's new information that's going to haunt me. Happy summer! Please, everyone, for the love of everything wear your bug spray!