what’s a girl to do on a lonely night in montreal?

Mr Businessman. Mr 🫲🤨🫱 Landlord

anyone else just bust out the Mr Landlord tonation + gesture as they walk around their house or is it just me and Ilya Rozanov

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

nooooo roz don't leave me waiting hornily in the hallway bc i'll puff up so furiously and jump you with kisses and drop to my knees when you order me too and start sucking you off feverishly and sloppily within five seconds and noooo roz you can't fuck me in the asg hotel bc i will moan so loud bc scott hunter is next door and i spent my teen years in my room jerking it while feverishly making eye contact with a 24x48 scott hunter poster and nooooo roz i won't tell you what color and size my dildo is because i'm abt to not let you have this ass for two years and i want you to burn with feverish top need, being deprived of imagining what i'm fucking myself with at night meanwhile and nooooooooo roz don't put my girl name in your phone and sext me for that whole time :))))))) and nooooo roz don't chase me :))))))) and noooooo roz hehe :))))))))))

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add that to your trivia and pursue it

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something