i think i like you maybe a little too much

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

i love it when i make a vague post about my blorbos and other people reblog and tag it with their own blorbos. like sure this can be about homosexual vampires or hockey players or dan and phil if you want

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?