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jujutsukaisen0

dude i swear to fucking god white queer people have got to get their heads out of their asses and fucking care about something that's not homophobia, transphobia against trans men, or ableism only affecting autistic people.

plain-flavoured-english

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

plain-flavoured-english

Excuse me???

ruffboi-mags

you are right and you should say it.

instantduckninja

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

fluffmugger

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

starberry-cupcake

sprikbaiting on comic con has been the move this year

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logicheartsoul

Deforest Kelley in The Lone Wolf: Murder Story

cazdove

I thought this was another installment of

Wet Man Wednesday

Look at his hair! So cute!

jenn-furbz

Number one struggle as a furby enjoyer/collector

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Gerard P Donelan

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I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

kyrianne

More of his stuff and about him

kyrianne

laslloronas

My absolute favorite of his work

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strawberryamanita

Lest we forget "The Quilt" (not as funny, but worth a mention)

fabiansociety

thinking of her

undistinguishedgentleman

Imma put my dick in it

#chop chop #free bottom surgery #LGBTQ

jewish-microwave-laser

jews looking for (low rent! high quality!) housing in chicago please dm me. i'm looking for two roommates. must be okay with a dog and a cat, 4 bed 2 bath, private porch and big back yard. rent less than $400/month, part of moishe house so you'll need a background check but i think as long as you're honest about anything that might come up there'd be no issue they just wanna make sure you wont kill the other residents ig

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nyetime

What's a main character

nyetime

No seriously what is the bridge like I've never been there

georgiedoodles

THEM!!

taylortut

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript

rouge-wall-enthusiast

“The Family Dog” by Deaf artist Susan Dupor, 1991

sexyronaldreagan-official

My fellow Americans, happy Pride month!

As you may or may not know, my newly Woke existence is due to my evil, evil spirit entering the body of a lesbian and being Transformed. Therefore, I have EVERYTHING in my life thanks to lesbians. Shout out to lesbians for real!

This pride month, I would like to thank each and every one of you Queers for staying vigilant in such a horrific environment as our current United States. Your strength will inspire future generations to generally Keep Being Faggy. And I promise, when I AM PRESIDENT IN 2028, I shall make the LGBTQIABCDEFG+ community the TOP of the FOOD CHAIN!

10 MILLION TRANSGENDER CHILDREN! 10 MILLION BISEXUAL POLYCULES! 10 MILLION GAY BUTT SEX!

Happy Pride Month~

daily-lifeprotips

If you have a senior to check on ask them to "borrow" something small so they think they're helping you.

My mom (72) recently downsized and moved close enough to me that checking on her in person regularly is not really out of my way, but when I was obvious about it she wouldn’t let me “stop-by” because she was, “fine”.

Well, one day I actually needed some aluminum foil so I called and asked if I could borrow enough to cover a baking tin because I didn’t want to run to the store. She said sure, but when I got to her house she needed furniture moved, a wasp nest removed, and her coffee pot fixed. After I got the foil I mentioned each thing cautiously and she let me take care of them for her. So next weekend I’ll need a cup of rice and check on her again.

morwentrouble

Even better, here’s an array of more reciprocal options for building relationship & supporting seniors’ dignity and independence:

- ask for something they can actually help you with. Elders have skills. Mending? Advice about knitting, gardening, home repair, nevermind professional training?

-ask about their experiences. “I was reading about xyz event the other day & I would love to know what that time was like for you. Can we chat about it over tea?” Goes double for family history for relatives.

-“Someone gave me this [or, I ended up with extra] & I don’t need/want it, but I bet you have a use for it. Can I bring it over? I would hate for it to go to waste.”

-work side-by-side. They get your physical help, you get their experience & expertise. “Could I come over & have you show me how you [used to] prune your gorgeous roses? I’m trying to get better with mine.”

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Played with the star trek title generator

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