Not even the gods can kill me

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

being myself performatively

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

'you're so self aware about your emotions and symptoms' thanks i would rather dissect my emotions like a cadaver than actually let myself feel them

wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*

everybody start complimenting brown eyes NOW ‼️

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

great minds think of dykes

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude