all of time and mystery

if youre a trans guy and you loved mulan as a kid congratulations shang succesfully made a man out of you

i’m fucking crying

not to be corny but the sound of rain softly hitting the roof at night is the best thing ever

Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.

oh my god they were roommates

THEY BOTH HAVE A SECRET THAT RELATES

This is the best post ever.  

Transona: When you’re not even aware you’re trans yet, but you invent characters that are “you but as a guy/girl” and use them in every role playing game and every single fic you write

you gonna post my address and social security number while youre at it

“I’ll remember” is the ADHD demon talking. You won’t remember. Write it down.

bold of you to assume i’ll remember where i wrote it, or even that i wrote it

@the-awesome-cabbage

north and south dAhkotah

Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES

it have many mountains and is shaped like rectangle

@silvakss

not joking, it’s a church now

Nothing... the building has been left empty and they haven’t been able to lease out the acursed place since

concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer

this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”

John has said “🎶Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare! 🎶” and Cecil has said “Delta Airlines, because it’s not like you’re safe anywhere else.”

yknow when you wear a big hoodie and let the sleeves fall way past your hands and then you flap your hands…that’s good fun

Mal: “One of you is gunna fall and die and I’m not cleaning it up!”