i think that god is gonna have to kill me twice

[ID: A Project Hail Mary gifset showing Grace in the Hail Mary, seen through a circular opening as he sits cross-legged on a chair while draped in a colorful quilt and drinks coffee. He seems to be reading something and has headphones on. End ID]

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

also sorry i’m so tired of people acting like they can have nothing in common with someone a few years older or younger than them. have you never had coworkers who aren’t your exact age. have you never taken an art class with someone thirty years older than you. have you never had a friend. like did covid fry everyone’s brains this badly

the other day all my coworkers were talking about the various wack diets they're on and I went "nahhhh I'm on the Seafood Diet" and the lady next to me goes "oh, what's that?" and i was so shocked by actually getting a chance to deliver the punchline on that ancient gag that i barely even remembered to say it

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.