Thank you for the tag @kcscribbler! Mine will be stats for all time instead of just this year, since I only started writing this year ๐คญ
Stats:
Words Written: 21,132
Fics Posted: 3 (Plus 4 drabbles, if you wanna include those haha)
Fandoms written for: Loki Series (TV)
Hello to all 11 of you who are waiting with baited breath for my next fics! (I'll try not to keep you waiting too long ๐ )
Top 5 Fics by Comment Thread
Good Things Come In Threes (12 Threads)
Elevated Tensions (12 Threads)
Liquid Courage (8 Threads)
Through My Eyes (8 Threads)
Helpless (5 Threads)
Top 5 Fics by Kudos
Elevated Tensions (179 Kudos)
Good Things Come In Threes (96 Kudos)
Through My eyes (83 Kudos)
Liquid Courage (68 Kudos)
Press (25 Kudos)
Longest/Shortest Completed Fics:
Through My Eyes (11,423 words)
Press (100 Words)
Personal Favorites That Didn't Make the List:
All Made Up (300 Words)
Ruined Work (300 Words)
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LOTS of repeat fics there, since I have so few haha But ah well, I got all of them on the list in some way!
No pressure tags for yall! Apologies for any repeat tags, I just go down my tag list these days ๐
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Thor sneaking up on Loki // I just stumbled over this super old thing and decided to slap some filters on it and share it with all you guys out there :)
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Iโm on a still active forum, with a solid vs debate scene. Sailor Moon vs. the God-Emperor of Mankind from 40k is one of the most treasured threads there, as Sailor Moon trashed the guy.
19 pages straight of debate over Sailor Moon vs. God-Emperor of Mankind, in which every time a 40k fan desperately brings up a new point, it immediately gets negated by another one of Sailor Moonโs powers
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The Eddie/Volt/Reader smut continues to be written at an absolute snail's pace ๐ (Below the cut as usual)
Behind you, Eddie huffed a soft laugh. "Might've come out the gate a little too strong there, Volt," he teased.
Volt hummed thoughtfully. "Perhaps." Carefully, he pulled out of you, drawing a soft whine from your throat. For a moment, he regarded his fingers covered in your slick. "But I'm sure we can find some way to pass the time until they come back down to Earth a little more," he mused, soft grin turning sharp as he moved his attention up to Eddie, "Can't we?" Reaching his hand out to him, he commanded, "Open up."
Eddie, of course, was all too eager to obey that particular order. He opened his mouth at once for Volt to settle his fingersโstill warm from being inside youโon his tongue.
been working on this rediculous au like crazy this weekend, so i wanna share a lil bit ๐
"Judging by latitudinal positioning and rate of approach, it appears the trajectory is, in fact, predicative of an eventual collision."
Vee sighed, rubbing her forehead. "In English, Obieโฆ" It was pitch dark, in the middle of the night, but he was peering though a specialized spyglass, his thick glasses pushed on top of his head. With a huff of mild exasperation, he carefully folded the device and tucked it into his pocket.
"Casey was right," he said, fixing his spectacles back in place as he looked at her. "That ship is headed right for us."
this thing is really starting to get away from me ๐ it is nothing like either source material atp, but hey, im still having fun so hopefully inspiration will stay w me til i get this nonsense finished
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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing itโs saying about christian bale has me in tears โฆโฆ.. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE
recurring dead wife flashback where it becomes increasingly apparent that the person remembering her has dishonestly claimed a romantic dynamic to their relationship that never actually existed and erased any conflict that ever existed between them now that she's no longer able to say no to them
dead wife flashback where each time we see her she looks more confused and upset by how she's remembered, then desperate and furious, until she's hammering on the glass screaming to be let out
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For several seconds afterward, neither of them moved.
Then Geralt carefully shifted his weight and rolled onto his back beside Jaskier, and suddenly there was space between them where, only moments ago, there hadn't been any at all.
The room became strangely quiet.
Jaskier stared at the ceiling, breathing hard, his hair damp against his forehead and his skin still flushed with warmth, while Geralt lay beside him looking equally uncertain about what exactly was supposed to happen now.
They had crossed the line they'd been circling for weeks.
Months, perhaps.
And apparently neither of them had considered what came immediately after.
Jaskier swallowed.
"Well."
Geralt turned his head.
Jaskier was still trying to catch his breath.
"That was..."
He paused, apparently searching through an entire Oxenfurt education for the appropriate word.
"...nice."
There was silence.
Then Geralt laughed.
Not a snort or one of those tiny amused breaths Jaskier usually had to count as laughter, but an actual low, tired laugh that made Jaskier turn toward him in offense.
"Nice?"
"Shut up. I'm exhausted."
"Poet."
"I've temporarily lost access to language."
Geralt's smile remained.
"Nice."
"I'll compose something more eloquent in the morning."
Geralt shook his head, still laughing quietly.
"I put a lot of effort into making sure you felt good, and all I get is *nice*?"
Jaskier's eyebrows climbed.
"Oh, did you?"
Geralt gave him a look.
"My apologies. I hadn't realized you were expecting formal recognition. Would you like a written review? Perhaps a song? *An Ode to the White Wolf and His Considerable Efforts?*"
"Don't."
"I think it has potential."
Geralt rolled his eyes, but there was unmistakable amusement in them.
"Besides," Jaskier continued, recovering some of his usual confidence now that his breathing was finally beginning to settle, "you hardly looked like you were suffering through all that effort."
"Hm."
"Quite dedicated to your work, actually."
"Jaskier."
"Very thorough."
Geralt turned onto his side to look at him properly.
"You sounded like it was a lot more than nice."
Jaskier went still.
Geralt's smile widened.
"Oh, don't you dare."
"Witcher hearing."
"That is an obscene misuse of a mutation."
Geralt laughed again, and Jaskier covered his face with one hand.
"I cannot believe this. I trusted you with those sounds."
"You weren't exactly quiet."
"I was perfectly restrained."
"You weren't."
"Well, whose fault was that?"
That stopped Geralt's teasing for just a moment.
His expression softened as he looked at Jaskier, and when he spoke again there was none of the previous smugness in his voice.
"Mine, hopefully."
Jaskier lowered his hand.
Geralt shrugged one shoulder, suddenly looking almost shy despite everything that had just happened between them.
"I wanted you to feel good."
Something warm and unexpectedly tender tightened in Jaskier's chest.
There had been passion, certainly, but now that Geralt had said it aloud, Jaskier remembered all the smaller things too: the patience, the attention, the way Geralt had watched his face and listened to him, never assuming, always seeming more interested in Jaskier's happiness than proving anything about himself.
"You really were worried about that," Jaskier said quietly.
Geralt frowned as though it were obvious.
"Of course."
Jaskier stared at him for a moment, suddenly robbed of his teasing altogether.
"Well," he murmured eventually, his smile becoming softer, "for the record, it was considerably more than nice."
"Hm."
"Don't get smug."
"Wasn't."
"Liar."
Jaskier expected another laugh.
Instead Geralt lifted one arm.
"C'mere."
Jaskier blinked.
"What?"
"C'mere."
Geralt reached for him, catching him gently around the waist and drawing him across the small distance between them.
Jaskier went willingly, although his surprise must have been obvious because Geralt gave him a questioning look as he settled him against his chest.
"You want to cuddle."
"Hm."
"After."
"Hm."
Jaskier's delight spread slowly across his face.
"Oh, this is wonderful."
Geralt immediately looked suspicious.
"What."
"Nothing. I'm simply updating my understanding of witchers."
He laughed, tucking himself closer and slipping an arm comfortably across Geralt's stomach.
Geralt pulled the blanket over them before wrapping both arms securely around him.
That silenced Jaskier more effectively than the warning had.
For a moment he simply lay there, listening to Geralt's heartbeat gradually slowing beneath his ear while Geralt's fingers moved lazily through his damp hair.
"This might be my favorite part," Jaskier admitted quietly.
Geralt's hand paused.
"Really?"
Jaskier nodded against his chest.
Geralt was silent for a moment before his arms tightened around him.
"Mine too."
Jaskier smiled.
Then, because sincerity could only be endured for so long, he murmured, "Still, the part immediately preceding it was also quite nice."
Geralt's chest shook beneath his cheek with another quiet laugh.
"Go to sleep."
"Gladly."
Jaskier closed his eyes as Geralt pressed an absent kiss into his hair, and neither of them seemed uncertain about what came next anymore.
Do loki series fans still exist in 2026???? I have loved loki and mobiusโs relationship since I watched it as it was coming out, but I swear not enough people talk about them
I miss them bro ๐
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