Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

No clue what you’re saying but right on brother

Joan Crawford’s spirit appeared to me last night and told me she and Bette Davis had hate sex on the set of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane

Bette Davis’ spirit appeared to me a minute after that and told me Joan was lying

usb is not a fcking bus for most pple???

what do you think usb stands for

the usb? Usb port in a laptop/pc. I'm not even sure what else to call it. The other end of your charging cable

so are you saying you don't think usb, the standard port, is an abbreviation for something?

World Heritage Post

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

ever since I was a little girl I’ve wanted to be left at home by myself for several hours

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

There's never been a fandom ghost like Cliff Marleau. He's a vampire. He's an ally. He's a latent bisexual. He a little confused but he got the spirit. He's imprinted on Ilya like a duckling. He has three sisters, all of them lesbians. He is 42. He is 28. He's French Canadian. He's from Florida. He is being psychosexually tormented by his best friend's thot husband. He is Hollanov's platonic third. He has a beautiful, terrifying wife. He's made out with Ilya but they were in Paris it's chill. Of course he's slept with men he's a fucking hockey player. He is Ilya's ex-husband.