it’s very sad but very dear to me that while ilya in the long game is very depressed and has absolutely zero self esteem and thinks of himself as the worst captain ever, in role model that is just demonstrably untrue. like. troy’s internal monologue about him is just how it’s crazy that he’s on the same team as him and that he’s so good at everything. harris is so happily confused about his antics. luca haas hero worships him. the rest of the team is obviously just incredibly fond of him. every time we catch a glimpse of him he’s being great with kids and dogs or is supporting his friends in some way. his speech and resolve is the entire motivation behind the centaurs making it to the playoffs. like! ilya rozanov i fear you will never know how loved you are

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

Baby Ilya crashing out on the ice because his mom says it's time to go to bed (it is incredibly late even by adult standards) while on the other side of the world baby Shane is jumping on his parents' bed at 5am sharp demanding that they drive him to the rink the second it opens. Many such cases.

the NHL official account posted a video of shane and ilya at the practice with the caption “when you and your best friend are on the same team” and it’s a minute long compilation of them skating around the rink yapping, giggling, whispering, pushing each other around, hitting each other with the stick and just completely attached at the hip. one of the top comments being like “omg do they turn everything into a date?” and the same commenter later posted a screenshot “not the cens players liking my comment”

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife