Every silence is different

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!

the housing market is ruining my sex life

nobody can host cuz they all live with their parents and i also can't host cuz i live with my parents AND they removed the LOCK on the bathroom at my favorite punk club bc too many people were giving BLOWJOBS in THERE

Isn't that what the punk club bathrooms are for?

EXACTLY

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

does any one want to play toys with me

ohhh boy this is the most fun i’ve had

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

What even happens in the pacific ocean

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv