Sleepy Bitch Disease

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

Got balls? Check 'em for lumps. Got tits? Check 'em lumps. Got armpits? Check 'em for lumps. Please. If you find a lump don't panic but get it checked just to make sure it's nothing serious. It's important and would mean a lot to me.

old people are right about werther's originals btw

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

I love that the bird is so used to being pointed at it just doesn't give a shit

has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author

the main character eventually recognizes the torment nexus is bad but by that point I had already stopped reading the book because I don't condone the torment nexus, the narrative really should've condemned it outright :/