My Pronouns are Why/Bother

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

looks great!

Can I introduce a new option in the Ryland Grace blunt rotation? William T. Riker, the guy who repeatedly turned down being a commander but was still an amazing First Officer x the guy who never wanted to go to space to begin with but still did everything in his power to save everyone, even at the sacerfice of his own safety.

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

did you google how to take a screen shot

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)