I can't imagine living the life of noelle holiday. your dad is dying. your mom is abusive. your sister has been gone for years. your friend peer pressures you into doing fucked up shit. and then you gotta go home to a christmas themed mcmansion. a motion activated santa claus starts dancing when you walk in the door. everything smells like peppermint and roasted chestnuts 24/7/365. id be sitting in the living room with a candy cane on the table looking at it like it's a gun













