I'd Swallow My Desire & Choke On It

...stop saying vondom in the tags

Don't forget to take countraception

you gotta have vafe vex

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

Settlers of catan

This character on artfight called "Gateway time-out Error code 504" looks pretty interesting i think i will attack them

felt awful before the call and now I feel awful after the call. who could've predicted this (me, I did)

“You’re just not a real yearner bro” ok just because I don’t bear it to the world like a fucking flag doesn’t mean I don’t yearn. I keep it between me and my tumblr blog, instead of sighing loudly and waiting for someone to ask me what’s wrong

Ok and as for you I kept you on mute the whole call because every time we’re in a group setting you fucking flambe the shit out of me like I don’t have the world’s most fragile fucking ego. Then I unmute you to say bye and you rush to point out that no, you weren’t saying that you wanted to fuck me, Caleb was lying when he said you did. Like, yeah I already knew that, don’t rub it in, also that joke ended like 10 minutes ago. C’mon

felt awful before the call and now I feel awful after the call. who could've predicted this (me, I did)

“You’re just not a real yearner bro” ok just because I don’t bear it to the world like a fucking flag doesn’t mean I don’t yearn. I keep it between me and my tumblr blog, instead of sighing loudly and waiting for someone to ask me what’s wrong

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character