lightly toasted, never ghosted

I present my "stop viewing wives and children as property" strategy to crime preventers but they are unmoved

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

wow my tweet on my dash

Pokemon Heritage Post

you only like me for who I am

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

trans women who top love dressing like homeless vietnam veterans. it’s like their version of drinking water

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

im going to explode in the kiln

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine