lightly toasted, never ghosted

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it's my bedroom & i'm putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

For the typical “gamer,” there is nothing unusual about spending upwards of 10 hours a year “gaming”

drink some fucking water

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

Please anyone tell me if I accidentally reblog sth ai generated! It's NEVER intentional

love when i see something for me #mebait

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

It will get colder eventually dont even wooorry about a silly heat wave lol It will get so, so, so terribly cold And the blanket of snow will fall heavy until every thing is made still

let’s party

Lets seriously just let our hair down and have some fun

i want to let loose and act like tonight is forever

"we need an economic incentive to create art" no you don't

"copyright and intellectual property laws exist to safeguard this" no they don't

someone sent me anon hate last night over this that was like "hope you enjoy the cruel, empty world you're creating" and i think insisting that art can only exist if intellectual property laws exist is a far dimmer view of the world than anything i could consciously propose