who else is feeling terrible due to choices they’ve made in life

The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

its that girl that recognizes samples in music… everyone go put your tongue down her throat

creepers are such a hilariously bad thing to put in a sandbox game

*kicks over your sand castle*

Having a boyfriend is literally free

I’m stuck in my room because i have a fresh arm tattoo that’s not exactly fun to drive with and my little sister and her friends are hanging out in the kitchen so instead of doomscrolling or agonizing over creative projects i’m sending him pictures of various car parts and asking him to name them

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

@death-by-physics

sesame street seems different from how i remember it

all lunch breaks should be paid im serious. im not even enjoying this im literally just making sure i dont pass out or something. this is part of The Job as far as im concerned

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.